The Venice Carnival Experience

February 9th-16th, 2018  Hey!  Did you know residents of Venice used to wear masks all the time?  Not because they were hideous trolls with bad acne...but masks were an integral part of daily activity in that they kept the citizens on an equal playing field.  Servants could be … Continue reading

Wherever We May Rome

   Greetings from the Land of the Living!   Jo and I have finally emerged from the UK countryside, returning to city life where Wifi flows freely no matter where you are and our photos finally uploaded successfully!  We are so freakin' behind on our blog, and Jo … Continue reading

PARISdise Lost

Ahhh, yes...remember when your bucket list looked like this and you were successfully able to cross everything off of it?1. Have some punk-ass burglars break into the Paris Airbnb apartment you are staying in right before Christmas.2. Get asked to leave two different Parisian parks by the … Continue reading

Wax On, Wax Off

November 2017  I have seen the enemy.  And it is poop.  Literally poop.  'What the hell is this dog yapping on about?' you wonder.  Let me begin at...well, the beginning, of course.This is where we stayed in London!  Well, not quite.  We actually stayed behind these fancy … Continue reading